Ya know...walmartians are just part of my life ~ well some are. you see, we got two super-walmarts here in town now and my house sits smack dab in the middle between the two. the first one, on the other side of the freeway, opened almost a year ago. it was (and still is) crowded, stinky, and dirty. after two visits, i haven't been back...until last night. on the other hand, the second one, is really really nice and i have been shopping there weekly + since it opened about four months ago.
but i gotta tell ya about my excursion to walmart last night. i learned some invaluable information there, that i would never have found elsewhere. i am so happy that the next member of the p-family brigade went out of his way to allow me the opportunity. we unloaded our butts and started towards the front door. and there, there, my gosh, i thought for sure my eyes were deceiving me, but, there was a man and a young boy with several puppies and can you even believe this....a mother dog with teats hanging to the floor....that could easily be Banger's sister!!!! hair, human green eyes, and freckles!!!! just a shade lighter...but non-the-less very definitely a banger-type dog. so i asked the man, "what kind of dogs are these????" well that man enlightened me. it seems as if Banger is a member of the Butterscotch Terrier family. eeeeyep. now the little mother dog that the man had was akc registered!!! and, get this....he paid six hundred dollars to bring her from Ireland. Uh Huh!!! A real live butterscotch terrier. i am almost sorry that i had Banger fixed. I could be makin' a living selling her puppies down at walmart!
When we came out of the store...the security guards were taking down the man's signs and telling him to leave.
love ya
g
ps....go ahead, google-search butter-scotch terriers. i dare you. i double-dog dare ya.
4 comments:
I guess you point was that this guy and his dogs would be better suited at the other Walmart store. So how did Banger make it across the freeway anyway?
Ok. So I Googled it. "Butter Scotch" seems to be a popular name for dogs of all breeds. And there were no photos of anything quite as homely as Banger. So, I Snoped it and it said "Butter Scotch" is a slang term for a dog that has hair so wirery that you need heavy gloves made of woven steel to pet it.
har har har
butterscotch is one of my favorite flavors
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