banger

so i gotta tell you this.

i got home from my work on my birthday and helped mr p make the decision for dinner. taco bell. i ran to get it. do not be alarmed, this has been our way for many years. besides all that, i had forgotten the day was my birthday when i made arrangements with a girlfriend to have coffee whilst mr p was out playing pool as he normally does on wed. nites. so i get home and after chowin' down, mr p announces that he is going to go check the mail, something he may have done 3 other times in our married life that i can remember if i try really hard. i was sitting here...when he came back and as he came through the door he says, 'hey, g, whose dog is this?' my immediate reaction was, 'how the heck would i know??? its not like i know any of the neighborhood dogs - i don't even know the neighbors!' so i get up off my birthday butt and go to the door, and there was this little puppy dog coming thru from outside and i said, 'here puppy, here puppy' and that dog came running and jumped into my arms and started licking my face. she looked just like my ol' dusty dog that i love so much only she was smaller and blonde! and she told me her name was banger! but mr p said we could not keep her because it belonged to someone (even though it wasn't wearing a collar) long story short i agreed with mr mean, i mean mr. p, he would put it out when i left for coffee and if it ran a way, well it wouldn't be ours and if it stayed, we would keep it. so...it ran away. and i have been looking for her. i have even been checking the spca and county pound. he offered to take me to get another dog, but i don't want a dog...i just would want banger. she was EXACTLY the dog i was wanting and then she came to me for my birthday!!!! she was my birthday dog!!!!!! l at work said she would come back, but so far, no banger. i hope i find her.